Get. To. The. Point.

Before I begin I would like to make it clear that this is not me supporting getting blackout shwasted every weekend. Don’t be stupid.

HOWEVER,

I fully support outings that consist of multiple bars and rather large quantities of alcohol to save your sanity. & people shouldn’t make you feel shitty for it. (I mean really, you’re going to feel shitty enough the next day) See, that is what I hate. People making you feel shitty for letting lose and enjoying yourself. I personally find it hilarious that I tore down a shower curtain because I couldn’t pull up my pants. I know that your grumpy middle-aged ass can’t look me in the eye and tell me that you didn’t do the same when you still had some youthfulness in you. So lets stop this high and holy rant like you ain’t never did a damn thing wrong in your life. Get the stick out of your ass and stop trying make everyone around you miserable just because you decide to live life completely sober. 

Yes, I am venting about an actual person, and I bet it’s relatable.

Ain’t nothin’ wrong with letting loose.

Regardless of what it entails.

Stay sober. Do something rebellious. I do not care.

& don’t apologize for letting loose.

Don’t even apologize to your liver. Your liver will forgive you.

& don’t make people feel shitty for letting loose.

The message could not be clearer; if you want to be a grumpy pants then for the love of God go elsewhere or have a drink. Plus alcohol makes you live longer, right? #dontquoteme

Just a friendly reminder that no one looks back on their life and remembers the nights they got plenty of sleep.