The millisecond we got here, I fell in love. Canals at every turn. Inevitably, we stayed on a boat.


Slaying on the boat.

Priority #1: Van Gogh Museum


Priority #2: Rijksmuseum.

We went out to Bistro des Alps and it was the most incredible dinner I’ve had in years, hands down. He so coote.

Shenanigans. We shopped hard and drank harder. Incredible cocktails from the speakeasy, Door 35.


Observations: BIKES. There are more bikes than people. This is a real stat fact. I’ve never seen so many, and they make their presence known. If you’re not getting run over by a bike, it’s a tam, and if it’s not a tram, it’s a car.  Look both ways 3 times.